Laugh Out Loud – 19

Son: Dad, if u see a 100Rs note and 50Rs note on the road which one will you take?

Dad: Of course the 100Rs note!

Son: Thats so stupid…
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Why not take both the notes????

Dad : ???

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Universal Truth:

Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go And See Every Part Of The World

And What Do We Do?

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We End Up Looking At Our Own House..

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Wife : Tell me how much did Imran Khan score in 1992
cricket world cup final against England?

Husband: 72 runs in 110 balls with 5 fours and 1 Six,
but why are you asking?

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Wife :Good Memory! Now tell me why you didn’t wish me
for my birth day yesterday?

Husband : ??????

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