A Male Rat

A professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.

The rat was in the middle of the cage.

Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on side and kept a female rat on the otherhe male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread.

The male rat ran towards the bread.

This experiment went on… with the professor changing the food every time.

And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.

Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.

Suddenly, one of the students from the back rows said,

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“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat….? She may be his wife!!”

Laugh Out Loud – 20

An employee comes up late for work.

Boss : “Why are you late? You should have been here at 8:30!”

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Employee: “Why? What happened at 8:30?”

 

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Patient : Doctor! I broke my arm in two places.

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Doctor : Ok. Then stop going to those places.

 

Have a Good Day Sir!

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW I8 out of the car showroom. Taking off down the highway, he floored it to 120kmh enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the I8, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

“I can get away from him – no problem! Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!” So he pulled over to the side of the road.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver’s side of the BMW, “Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Wednesday and I’m taking half day off. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied,

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“Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, Sir”, said the policeman.

Never play with an Engineer!

One Engineer could not find a job so he opens a clinic and displayed a board outside.. ..!!!

“Get treatment for Rs. 300… if not recovered get Rs. 1000 instantly!”

A Doctor read the sign and thought it a good opportunity to earn Rs. 1000 and goes to clinic.

Doctor : I have lost taste in eating…!!!

Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.

Patient (Doctor) : This is Petrol…

Engineer : Congrats.. you got your taste back ..give me Rs. 300 Doctor gets annoyed, goes back after some days to recover his money

Doctor : I have lost my memory, can not remember anything

Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.

Doctor : But this medicine for taste of the tongue

Engineer : congrats. you got your memory back.. give my fees Rs. 300. Doctor goes back angrily and comes back after some days

Doctor : My eyesight is become weak.

Engineer : Well I don’t have any medicine for this! Take this Rs. 1000

Doctor : But this is Rs. 500 Note

Engineer : Congrats .. you got back your eyesight .. give my fees Rs. 300!

Doctor shocks…Engineer Rocks..!!!

Truth beyond Science!

A multinational research organisation interviewed 4 people for a prestigious job.

4 men participated. Among four one was a very funny guy!

One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

Oxford guy : Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It’s the Thought; b’cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked.

INTERVIEWER: Okay that’s interesting. I would like to hear from you now!

Funny Guy: Its Loose motion.

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear his reply, asked) “WHY”?

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Funny Guy: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the

worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON

THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!