Boy : Had Lunch ???
Girl : Hmmmm…..
Boy : what menu today ?
Girl : Why you always keep asking such silly questions ???
Boy : Ok then! Tell me if RBI wants to hold the minimum rate to set the trend of higher repo rate or reverse repo rate and also exceeds the difference of mid rate to invest safely in all kind of market . What should it do now..??
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Girl : Hey ! I had Roti with Curry! what about you ?
Mother: Why are you carrying a ladder?
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Boy : I know Mom, now I am going to high school!
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(A Boy started chatting wid a Girl)
Boy : Hi…!!!
Girl: Hi! What r u doin?
Boy : Chatting wid d most beautiful Girl!
Girl: awww! How cute! U r so sweet..!!!
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Boy : Thanks! But she is not replying, so I m chatting wid u!
Two Girls Were Sitting At A Club.
One Was unlovely and the other one Was Beautiful.
A smart boy went and walked straight to the unlovely Girl.
Smart boy : Hi..
Unlovely Girl : Hi…!!!
Smart boy : Wanna Dance?
Unlovely Girl : Yes, Why Not…! (Excited)
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Smart boy : Ok ! Go And Dance! Give me your seat let Me talk to your friend..!!!
Girlfriend: I forgot my purse at home & I need 2000 Rs urgently. Please give me?
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Boy: Keep this 20 Rs & go home bring your purse..!!!
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(A newcomer goes to nearby Bank)
Newcomer : I’d like to open a joint account please!!!
Banker : Oh…Sure! With whom ?
Newcomer : Whoever has lots of money!!!!
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Doctor : This is not urine sample. Its Apple Juice!
Patient: Oh…Sorry Doctor! Shall I do a phone call from here?
Doctor : To whom?
Patient: To my Husband as he took the urine bottle along with his lunch!!!!
A man in temple left a notice,
“Don’t steal my shoes,-boxing champion”
when he returns,he sees shoes missing, with a notice,
“Don’t try to catch me,-Olympic champion”.
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Teacher: Can a deer jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Student: Yes Mam!
Teacher: How????
Student: Because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
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The Husband was drunk & came home Late.
To avoid wife scolding he quietly took a laptop & started working.
Wife : Are U Drunk ?
Husband : No!
Wife:then what are u doing with the suitcase open????
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Wife: Why you enter kitchen and open the sugar box,looking inside,closing and repeating it?
Husband:Because the doctor told me to check sugar level regularly.
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