Losing Altitude

A pilot announced, “Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage’s must be thrown out.”
A little later, the pilot says, “We’re still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin.”

The plane still continues to descend despite more things being thrown out.
The pilot announced again, “Still going down, we must throw out some people”

There’s was a big gasp from the passengers!
Then the pilot said, “But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order.

A, any Africans on board?
“No one moves.”

B, any Blacks on board?
“No one moves.”

C, any Coloureds on board?
“Still no one moves.”

D, any Darkies?”
A little black Nigerian boy asks his dad, “Dad, what are we… We are black or dark now… ??”

His Dad replied : “TONIGHT SON, WE ARE Z.. Zombies”😁😁😁

What menu today?

Boy : Had Lunch ???

Girl : Hmmmm…..

Boy : what menu today ?

Girl : Why you always keep asking such silly questions ???

Boy : Ok then! Tell me if RBI wants to hold the minimum rate to set the trend of higher repo rate or reverse repo rate and also exceeds the difference of mid rate to invest safely in all kind of market . What should it do now..??

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Girl :  Hey !  I had Roti with Curry! what about you ?

Money that matters!

Lady : Hello is this customer care?

Customer Care Officer : Yes it is. Tell me what can we do for you?

Lady : my 5 year old son swallowed my Sim card.

Customer Care Officer: OMG! Then why do you call here? what’s your doubt ?

Lady : My question is, will my mobile be charged if he talks????

Customer care Officer : ???

On the Job Training

A Man just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in the famous City!

The manager told him:

“Here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant. So you know how to address their every need even before they ask”.

Before the manager could finish, a couple walked through
the hotel entrance and the manager quickly approached them,
nicely took their baggage and said,

“Welcome Mr & Mrs Daniel, it is our delight to have you in our hotel.

Please come this way to the reception” and he led them to the reception.

After the couple had been taken care of, the new Joiner Porter asked the manager,

“Has the couple been visiting this hotel before?”

“No” came the reply from the manager.

“So how come you knew their name?”.

“That is why I told you to be very observant.

All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage

while I’m taking it from them and see the name on the tag”.

“Oh, here comes another couple. Why don’t you give it a try?”

“Ok”  said the New Joiner Porter and he hurriedly approached the couple,
helped them with their luggage and said,

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“Welcome Mr & Mrs MADE IN CHINA! We are delighted to have you in our hotel…!!!”