Lady : Hello is this customer care?
Customer Care Officer : Yes it is. Tell me what can we do for you?
Lady : my 5 year old son swallowed my Sim card.
Customer Care Officer: OMG! Then why do you call here? what’s your doubt ?
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Lady : My question is, will my mobile be charged if he talks????
Customer care Officer : ???
A college student writes a letter to his parents…!!!
Dear Mom and Dad,
I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money.
I feel ashamed and unhappy.
I have to ask for another two hundred, but every cell in my body rebels.
I beg on bent knee that you forgive me.
Your son,
James.
P.S. I felt so terrible, I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner.
I wanted to take this letter and burn it.
I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late.”
A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said,
“Don’t worry Son! Your prayers were answered. Your letter never arrived!”
Dad: Whom do u like more Mummy or Dad?
Kid: both!
Dad: Tell me only one.
Kid: both!
Dad: if i go America & ur mother go to Paris. Where u go?
Kid: Paris
Dad: This mean u like ur mother?
Kid: No. Paris is beautiful then America!
Dad: If i go Paris & ur mother go America so where u go?
Kid: America
Dad: Why?
Kid: bcuz i havent been there before!
There was a farmer who grew watermelons.
He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons.
After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field.
The next night, the kids showed up and they saw the sign which read, “Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.”
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer’s sign.
When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field.
He noticed that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to his read, “Now there are two!”
Boopathy Sreedharan 